Break open the weekend

The last week in Singapore has officially been declared the most boring of all time according to our SE Asia correspondent, Neil Burton. Indeed, the level of dullness has surpassed the previous high of 7.89 recorded at the peak of the 1996 economic crisis. Minister without Portfolio Sian Jit Pua confirmed that even highly paid government ministers were affected by the malaise and to avoid a national disaster would be taking long vacations abroad. The general cause of this steady stream of boredom seems to be attributed to certain British PR's having had little to do in the office except shake leg and read the BBC.

Ok - enough I can't bear to rip off the talking cock style any more - I have had a shit boring week and sincerely hope that next week is better. This weekend has TKD, possibly Kill Bill and Hellboy, shopping with Kanga and eating/drinking. Hope to meet up with some friends as well as I have been somewhat remiss in keeping up with everyone. Also will ring the UK to say high. And better pay for my UK tickets.

Ummm, looks like a busy weekend!

Taekwon