An Ode to the jerks in Finance (Payments)

I myself am married
With a wife and dogs to feed
With a mortgage that requires service
And things that stop me breed
And wine, beer and alcohol
And also food for my tummy
And gym membership to keep me thin
Working out and running
But if you do not pay me
Then my wife must pay instead
And she's a civil servant
Whose pay's a joke (it's said)
So bloody pull out your digit
From wherever it is stuck
And pay my sodding invoice
You lazy little fuck!